aaron kyle andresen
balls out momma bailed on me
lyrics

[Intro - Ahlsocrazi]

Mmm

Hmm

Mmm

Mmm

[Lead Up]

Yo

Yo

Yo

This is sounding kind of Chinese

I can't recreate this

I can't recreate this

[Verse #1 - Breaking Down The Great Wall - Ahlsocrazi]

Oh hello

My name is Chinese

I am gonna please everyone on my knees

I am sort of a slut, yes I am

And I think I just might blow my friend Sam

Oh my God, I can't believe I said that

I think I'm going on a date tomorrow, yes'ah

I am gonna go hiking and have fun

Wait no, that's not true

We're going to a vegan done'er

Um, no it's breakfast and it's quite alright with me

Let's see

Um, I don't know what I'm doing, but that's okay

Because I'm just gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on spewing

[Verse #1.5 - Ching Chong Fortune Cookie Time - Ahlsocrazi]

I am not a Chinese guy

I'm not a Chinese lady

And I'm not a Chinese fry

In a vat of sorceresses

That is missus, this is disses

I don't know what I'm gonna say

I don't know what I'm gonna do

But this is me bringing just another freestyle to you

And you know what?

I think I just might be a little weird

But I think I'm f**ing inside another napkin dear (Oooh)

I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh)

I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh)

I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (x 3)

[Verse #2 - King County Correctional Savant - Ahlsocrazi]

Alright bring that music back

Balls out, Momma bailed on me that

Is the truth

What happened when I was in King County Correctional Facility

No wait, that's not it

She just didn't have the money to bail me out and that is really the sh**

Because I hated sitting in that motherf**ing place

Playing chess with myself all over the place

I had to be a savant to keep myself entertained

And that's kinda what I'm doing right now, it's motherf**ing insane

Ha, I am just what I'm gonna be

And that's a little weird, can you follow follow me?

(Indistinguishable noise from mystic creature)

[Verse #3 - The Metamorphosis - Ahlsocrazi]

Whoa, what was that?

(Laugh)

What was that?

Uh, yo

This is so f**ing bizarre

I don't even know why I would listen to this

Why would anyone listen to this sh**?

Why would anyone listen to this sh**?

I don't know, but I think I just might be in Love with it

Because I am a Man on his journey to become

Everything that I ever wanted to, and I'm gonna run

I'm gonna dance and I'm gonna sing and I'm gonna play

And I'm coming out of the Hive like a motherf**ing drone today

And I'm gonna walk around because I don't have wings

But if I drink a Red Bull then I just might

Uh, wait a minute, that is wrong

I don't know what I'm doing, but this song is really wrong

And I hate this sh** (What the f**! What the f**! Why is it so...?)

What the f**!

What the f**!

What (x4)

I don't know how this thing works, because I'm not reading directions

I'm not reading directions