adam pascal
happy new year
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[MIMI]

How long till next year?

[ROGER]

Three and half minutes...

[MIMI]

I'm giving up my vices

I'm going back - back to school

Eviction or not

This week's been so hot

That long as I've got you

I know I'll be cool

I couldn't crack the love code, dear

'Til you made the lock on my heart explode

It's gonna be a happy new year

A happy new year

[MARK]

Coast is clear

You're supposed to be working

That's for midnight

Where are they?

There isn't much time

[MIMI]

Maybe they're dressing

I mean what does one wear that's apropos

For a party - that's also a crime

[MAUREEN]

Chips, anyone?

[MARK]

You can take the girl out of Hicksville

But you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl

[MAUREEN]

My riot got you on TV

I deserve a royalty

[MIMI]

Be nice you two

Or no god awful champagne

[MAUREEN]

Don't mind if I do

No luck?

[ROGER]

Bolted plywood, padlocked with a chain

A total dead end

[MAUREEN]

Just like my ex-girlfriend

(on cellular phone)

Honey...?

I know you're there ...

Please pick up the phone

Are you okay?

It's not funny

It's not fair

How can I atone?

Are you okay?

I lose control

But I can learn to behave

Give me one more chance

Let me be your slave

I'll kiss your Doc Martens

Let me kiss your Doc Martens

Your every wish I will obey

(Joanne enters)

[JOANNE]

That might be okay

Down girl

Heel...stay

I did a bit of research

With my friends at legal aid

Technically, you're squatters

There's hope

But just in case

[MARK & JOANNE]

Rope!

[MARK]

We can hoist a line --

[JOANNE]

To the fire escape --

[MARK & JOANNE]

That bench!

[MAUREEN]

I can't take them as chums

[JOANNE]

Start hoisting...wench

[ROGER]

I think I should be laughing

Yet I forget

Forget how to begin

I'm feeling something inside

And yet I still can't decide

If I should hide

Or make a wide open grin

Last week I wanted just to disappear

My life was dust

But now it just may be a happy new year

A happy new year

(Collins enters with Angel)

[COLLINS]

Bond - James Bond

[ANGEL]

And p**y Galore - in person

[MIMI]

p**y - you came prepared

[ANGEL]

I was a boy scout once

And a brownie

'Til some brat got scared

[COLLINS]

Aha! Moneypenny - my martini!

[MIMI]

Will bad champagne do?

[ROGER]

That's shaken - no stirred

[COLLINS]

p**y - the bolts

[ANGEL]

Just say the word!

[MIMI]

Two minutes left to execute our plan

[COLLINS]

Where's everyone else?

[ROGER]

Playing Spiderman

[MARK]

Ironic close up: tight

On the phone machine's red light

Once the Boho boys are gone