adam riegler
full disclosure
lyrics

GOMEZ:

This is the sacred chalice

From Addams families past

Firm in my digitalis

Held fast

Die-cast!

Here, in this sweet libation

Salvation resides

Feel the sweet sensation

Revelation provides

Full disclosure

It's a game that we play

Let your darkest secrets

Give you away

Face your demons

And then happily say

I'm playing full disclosure

With all these crazy happy people

COMPANY:

Full disclosure

GOMEZ:

It's a hell of a thing

Once a favorite

Of the late Deng Xiaoping

Doesn't matter

If you're right or left wing

He loved his full disclosure!

COMPANY:

Disclosure, full disclosure, full disclosure

Disclosure, full disclosure, full disclosure

FESTER (spoken):

Oooh! Oooh!

MORTICIA (spoken):

Let's hear from Fester. The chalice!

FESTER (spoken):

I am in love!

MORTICIA (spoken):

In love!

GOMEZ (spoken):

Fester!

FESTER (spoken):

You're probably thinking, what could a fat bald person of no specific s**uality know about love? But I, too, am in love. Fester loves!

MORTICIA (spoken):

Who is it, Fester?

FESTER (spoken):

The moon! Full disclosure!

COMPANY:

Full disclosure

FESTER:

Just embrace it and swoon!

COMPANY:

Embrace and swoon

FESTER:

Fall from grace or fall in love with the moon

COMPANY:

He loves that moon

FESTER:

Close your sermon with a signature tune

COMPANY:

And call it full disclosure

ALICE (spoken):

Well, wasn't that interesting?

MAL (spoken):

Alice, it's late. (to the Addams) Thank you for a very instructive evening--

WEDNESDAY (spoken):

No! It's my turn

LUCAS (spoken):

Wednesday...

GOMEZ (spoken):

Excellent! Wednesday has a full disclosure! The chalice!

PUGLSEY:

Yes!

Now, with a dash of potion

My sister blows her cool

Hopefully in slow-motion

She'll drop

She'll drool

One sip of acrimonium

And then she will change

Boy, oh boy, her full disclosure's

Gonna be strange!

COMPANY:

Full disclosure

MORTICIA:

What a moment of pride

COMPANY:

La la la la

GOMEZ:

Now our eldest child can share what's inside

COMPANY:

La la la la

GOMEZ & MORTICIA:

Full disclosure, she's got nothing to hide

COMPANY:

Hooray for full...

PUGSLEY: